Wednesday, 9 December 2020

Notes on the 1985 Season

Played 26, Won 6, Lost 5, Drew 15. Cancelled 11.

Win percentage 51.9 %

It was another season of exciting finishes if not quite to 1984 standards. The percentage of draws was very high, nearly double the long term average. Some of this might be attributed to cautious captaincy, but 4 games finished with us trying to take their last wicket, and failing. At Reading the boot was on the other foot, with us 9 down and 2 runs short after 127 overs of cricket (?Mandarins longest game?).

It must also have been a very poor summer [it was: having just graduated I had time to spare; but June and August were grim, and then October produced record-breaking high temperatures. Ed.] with 11 games (30% of total fixtures) cancelled.

Heaviest Victories

By 8 wickets vs Bank of England, by 10 runs vs Begbroke

Narrowest Victories

By 2 wickets vs Theberton, by 10 runs vs Begbroke

Heaviest Defeats

By 7 wickets vs Cobham; by 14 runs vs Grayshott.

Narrowest Defeats

By 4 wickets vs Framlingham Town, Easton and Chaldon, by 14 runs vs Grayshott.

Highest score for 232 for 5 dec vs Brill. Highest score against 215 all out by Reading.

Lowest score for 54 all out vs Chaldon. Lowest score against 50 for 9 off 41 by Peper Harow, and 82 by Grayshott..

Personal Performances

Mandarins scored 8 50s and 3 centuries (Luke Mayhew 109 vs Peper Harow and 106* vs Bank of England; Mike Richardson 100* vs Reading. Mayhew had 5 scores over 50 from 8 innings, and headed the averages with 68.00, with Richardson averaging 34.18

 Mayhew had the highest aggregate of 476. Richardson scored 376 and Lewy 319. No one else reached 200. Mike O’Shea remained undefeated for the whole season over 14 appearances, although he only batted 4 times (plus his last 4 appearances of 1984.)

Best bowling was by Andy McKeon 15-10-12-7 vs Peper Harow, and three other 5-fers, Mike Pattison 17-6-46-6 vs Easton, Rob Eastaway 23.2-2-53-6 vs Reading, and Pat Murphy 20-8-25-5 vs Thames Ditton (unchanged). Other notable examples of economy were O’Shea 14 overs for 19 runs at Bromley, and Gray and Eastaway’s combined 17 overs for 19 runs at Peper Harow. O’Shea took most wickets (31) and Richardson 27, Rob Eastaway 21.

Pat Murphy again headed the averages with 12 wickets at 11.08, with O’Shea taking his at 14.71. Seven bowlers took their wickets at an average under 21.

Notable Events

  • 43 players turned out for the Mandarins of whom only 5 appeared just once.
  • Mandarins took 79 catches and 4 stumpings.
  • Most victims was Tivey (5 +4), then Richardson 7, Hadley 6.
  • Lewy made most appearances (17).
  • Snow stopped play and caused abandonment on 27 April at Harrow School after 10.2 overs of the Mandarins reply.
  • Worst collapse was against Bromley (6-5); and,
  • best recovery against Ham and Petersham from 89 for 8 to 141 for 9 declared.
  • Hampshire Mercenaries were 100 for 3 chasing 136, but lost 7-26 to lose by 10 runs.
  • Against Grayshott Mandarins failed to chase 82, falling for just 68.
  • Mandarins were bowled out for under 100 4 times, and also finished drawn games on 61 for 8 and 98 for 7.
  • One of the worst losing draws (Grannies 184 for 4 off 39, Mandarins 61 for 8 off 42) was directly followed by the “winningest” draw (Mandarins 223 for 6 declared, Peper Harow 50 for 9 off 41).

50 Partnerships (brackets indicate the cumulative totals for 50 partnerships by that player)

  • 73 4.5.85 Jesus College* 1 st 51 Mayhew(13)/Holmes(7)

  • 74 5.5.85 Thames Ditton* 2 nd 54 Scott(2)/Hadley(23)

  • 75 25.5.85 Reading uASCC* 5 th 84 Richardson(15)/Day(2) – overtakes 41 vs Reading

  • 76 1.6.85 Peper Harow* 2 nd 162** Mayhew(14)/Lewy(22) – overtakes 55 vs PH

  • 77 13.7.85 Monks Ris 2 nd 63 Wood(5)/Lewy(23)

  • 78 “”””” “””” 4 th 61 McKeon(6)/Richardson(16)

  • 79 14.7.85 Reading UASCC 4 th 50 Mayhew(15)/Hadley(24)

  • 80 20.7.85 Chalgrove* 3 rd 77 Lewy(24)/Hadley(25)

  • 81 27.7.85 Theberton* 2 nd 88 Wood(6)/Parsons(15&)

  • 82 28.8.85 Gov Stats Service* 8 th 53 McKeon(7)/Murphy(2)

  • 83 31.8.85 Bank of England 3 rd 80+ Mayhew(16)/Jennings(1)

  • 84 15.9.85 Brill 1 st 51 Richardson(17)/Tivey(1)

  • 85 “””” “””” 3 rd 88 Richardson(18)/Eastaway(1)

Chris Baker

Club Archivist

Monday, 30 November 2020


Note- all provisional in view of missing records

Played: 1,072. Won 389, Lost 372, drew 306, Tied 3.

Most matches played in a season: 37 (1990, 1991 and 1993).

Most victories in a season: 17 (1987, 1999). 

Fewest losses in a season: 3 (1986, 1996, 2012). 

Most successful season: wins v losses 1999 (+10).

Most successful season including draws (win 2 points, draw tie 1, loss 0): 70% in 2000.

Most losses in a season: 16 (1989). Fewest wins in a season: 3 (2007, 2014, 2017). Poorest season wins vs losses 2007 (-11). Poorest season including draws:2007 (22.5%)

Drawn Games

  • Highest percentage 58.1% (1986);
  • lowest percentage 8% (1979).
  • Most drawn games in a season: 18 (1986, 1994) – Note, up to 2000 before rise of limited overs.

Cumulative sequences for Successive wins:

  • 2, 1978:
  • 3, 1979;
  • 7, 1987,
  • 10 (27/9/98 – 30/5/99)

Cumulative sequences for Successive losses:

  • 3, 1978; 
  • 5, 1979, 
  • 5, 2005, 
  • 6, 2/6/07-23/6/07

Most games without defeat:

  • 9, 1978;
  • 14 (1983);
  • 16 (3/5/86 – 9/8/86);
  • (Note- 14 achieved also in 1987 and 1993)

Most games without a win: 9 (15/7/78-3/9/78)

Most draws in succession: 7 (1986)

Sequence for largest margin of victory batting first: 89 vs Lords and Commons 14/6/78; 129 vs Lords and Commons 11/6/80; 182 vs Begbroke 7/8/83. Mandarins have since won 3 matches by over 150 runs (Churt,151, 1997; Brill, 163, 1998; Lords and Commons, 153, 2011.

Sequence for 10 wicket wins, chasing: 91/0 vs Bank of England, 1/9/83; 117/0 vs Magdalen Casuals, 9/7/00; 163/0 vs Magdalen casuals, 4/7/04. These are the only 10 wicket wins in Mandarins history.

Most runs chased for 9 wicket win: 200/1 vs Royal Oak Taverners, 29/6/91.

Sequence for the largest margins of defeat: 107 runs, Windsor Victoria, 1/5/65 (the first game for which a record exists); 141 runs vs Woldingham, 2/7/78; 179 runs vs Begbroke, 22/7/79; 187 runs vs Jesus College, 1/5/82. Other defeats by over 150 runs: 177 vs Hampshire Mercenaries, 1993, 173 vs WG XI 2014; 169 vs Barnes Common 2005; 164 vs Chaldon 1990; 161 vs Benenden 1994; 156 vs Thursley 1987, Hetairoi, 2013 and Elstead 2020.

10 wicket defeats: Only one, in 1,072 games vs BBC, 1/5/98. BBC 175/0.

Sequence for highest score by Mandarins: 210/4 vs Bromley, 25/6/78; 216/7 vs Grayshott, 16/5/82; 222/2 vs Pink Elephants, 19/6/83; 242/7 vs Begbroke 7/8/83; 254/8 vs Brill, 13/9/87; 299/7 vs Reading University, 16/7/89. Mandarins have since passed 250 6 times: 271/8 vs Reading 1990; 254/4 vs Beneden 2000; 292/9 vs MOD 2009; 263/5 vs Brightwell 2010; 253/5 vs Framlingham College 2012; 254/5 vs North Enfield 2018;

Sequence for highest score against Mandarins: 162/5 Windsor Victoria 1/5/65; 185 vs Grannies 3/6/78; 201/5 vs Bromley 30/6/79; 232/5 vs Begbroke 22/7/79; 237/4 vs Easton, 17/8/80; 247/2 vs Jesus College 1/5/82; 323/4 vs Barnes Common 7/8/05). WG XI scored 303/5 on 1/6/14, and Hetairoi 278/6 on 27/8/13.

Sequence for Lowest score by Mandarins: 55 vs Windsor Victoria 1/5/65; 43 vs Woldingham 2/7/78; 39 vs Mayfield 26/7/80; 31/9 all out vs Berkeley Taverners 3/7/82; 26 vs East Horsley 23/7/06. There have been two other score below 50 vs Theberton (40, 1987) and Hampshire Hogs (36, 2013).

Sequence for lowest score by oppo: Moulsford 38, 10/6/79; Brill 33, 14/9/80; Chalgrove 32, 16/7/83; Ham & Petersham 23, 7/6/87. Other scores below 50: Weald (41,1983); WG XI (39 2015)

Sequence for highest match aggregate: 401 vs Bromley, 1979; 409 vs Grayshott, 1982; 443 vs Pink Elephants, 1983; 452 vs Reading University 1989; 479 vs Woldingham 1989; 483 vs Great Tew, 2003; 503 vs Lords and Commons 2006; 507 vs Beneden 2008; 528 vs BBC 2009, 590 vs MOD, Rob Foot Game, 13/6/09.

Sequence for Highest successful run chase: 141 vs Harrow 27/5/78; 146 vs Peper Harow, 3/9/78; 150 vs Pink Elephants 8/7/79; 188 vs Fram College 21/8/81; 222/2 vs Pink Elephants 19/6/83; 222/7 vs Reading 12/7/87; 225/5 vs Kings School Rochester 1/9/16. (223/4 vs Streatham & Marlborough 2017)

Highest target set and lost: 239 vs Woldingham 1989

Sequence for lowest target not achieved: 88 vs Essex 21/8/78 (scored 77); 94 vs Weald 13/6/81 (scored 69); 79 vs heavy Rollers 26/6/87 (scored 54);  43 vs Theberton 25/7/87 (scored 40). The 83 scored in this game is the lowest aggregate for 20 wickets. Other low failed chases: Hurstpierpoint 1984- 87/79; Grayshott 1985 82/68; Brightwell 2013 71/54

Lowest target successfully defended: 104 vs Weald 16/6/79 (won by 17); 66 vs Harrow School 6/6/81 (won by 9). Also 79 vs Diplomatic Service 1989 – won by 4.

Closest matches: 3 ties out of 1,072: Weald 17/6/78; Lords & Commons 7/6/89; Kesgrave 21/8/05. Draw, scores level: Framlingham Town 16/8/86; Magdalen Casuals 14/7/89; Elstead 28/8/94; South Woodford 25/9/94

Most gallant failed chases: 221/9 vs Hetairoi chasing 223 (1994); 222/9 vs Great Tew (2000) chasing 229; 232 vs Great Tew (2003) chasing 251; 239/7 vs WG XI (2005) chasing 264;  226/9 vs South Woodford (2003) chasing 230; 292/9 vs MOD (2009) chasing 298; to which we can now add 224 vs Streatham & Marlborough (2020) chasing 227.

Chris Baker

Saturday, 21 November 2020

Kings School Rochester Match Report

Chatting to Jonathan at the SMCC game in July, he let it slip that this year’s Kings Rochester game would be against the School First XI rather than the usual Head Master’s guest XI. The students had missed their whole season and were understandably hungry to get in a couple of September games. The Mandarins were judged to be suitable raw meat. Jonathan was nervous and keen to select a strong team. I was more relaxed. I pointed out to him that the Guest team had always had a couple of the better students and yet we had never lost to them. But Jonathan was proven right. Playing against 11 fit, young, sporty public school boys proved to be a different proposition to the usual mix of teachers, parents and Aylesford Pterodactyls.

Nervous about our batting, Jonathan arranged for us to field first on a lovely late Summer/early Autumn day. To the opposition’s slight bemusement it was to be a declaration game. Their openers looked decent but really good bowling from Rob and Harry kept them in check. The dismissal by Rob of the more dangerous of the two for a decent 45 brought their captain, Fox, to the wicket. He batted to the end for a first class 81 not out. None of the other batsmen were particularly dangerous but the damage was done. The School steadily accelerated without things ever getting out of control. Mandarin fielding was much better than par, whether because the strength of the opposition required it or because for once we were playing on an outfield devoid of cowpats, rabbit holes or wandering chickens. Rakesh and Stan bowled a tidy 13 overs between them in the middle period and there were two late wickets each for Chris and Dan who were a bit more expensive. The School eventually declared on 216 for 6. On many pitches that would be well out of reach but given the good strip and short boundaries, we were still in the game – after all we had chased more in the past to win here.

Sadly there was to be no slap up tea in the Headmaster’s garden this year. So it was a quick turnaround rather than the usual languid hour of eating and drinking. As on a number of occasions this year, our openers made a good start and encouraged the rest of us to believe we were in with a chance. Harry and Tim put on 53 for the first wicket in good time. But when they perished soon after each other, Tim for 20 and Harry for 29, it was pretty well all down-hill. Rakesh looked as he has so often done, like a good bat who will make decent scores for us and finished 22 not out (only managing to run out one of his older and slower partners). Chris hit a 20-20 style 15 but then the innings began to peter out. The traditional debate began on the boundary between those in favour of grittily fighting it out for a far from glorious draw and those who argued that this wasn’t the way to treat our hosts (who it had to be said seemed to have no intention of taking their foot off our neck with their best bowler reeling off 13 overs unchanged and taking 5 for 32).  Anyway it all proved somewhat academic in the end as Fox, who could bowl as well as bat, brought himself back on and his first ball (as predicted by Chris) pitched just outside off and cut in to take the top of Dan’s off-stump without the batsman offering any noticeable resistance. 127 was judged to be just respectable by the crowd (I am not sure on what grounds exactly). We certainly were in the game up to the fall of our first wicket but from then on, there was only one likely winner.

 After the match, Jonathan was asked whether we would like to play the students or the Head’s invitational in 2021. I know which team I would choose. But whoever we play, Rochester will remain my favourite fixture on the current list (tours excepted) and not just because it is the only one within 80 miles of home. It’s a lovely ground with pleasant opposition and, before Covid, the best tea around. Thanks Jonathan.

That’s more than enough from me. My first season with more match reports than boundaries….

John Hawkins

Saturday, 14 November 2020

SMCC Midweek Match Report


SMCC Midweek 227 for 5 off 40 overs. Mandarins 224 all out off 39.2 (Harry Forman 57). Lost by three runs.

Thanks to Dan we got this bonus fixture against yet another configuration of the Streatham and Marlborough club. The Midweek version is as competitive as the others, although they had to resort to using a first team league player to beat us by the narrowest of margins.

It was a bit of a polyglot Mandarins outfit with representation from SMCC ( other chapters), Heber and Superstars augmenting the usual suspects. We stuck to our task in the field. Special mentions for Jez Lloyd's hostile opening spell, Stan (sparing himself a little to keep something back for his 400 metres in the evening, but still economical) and Timbo, showing Baker how to bowl proper loopy leg spin. Tim was also stand out fielder, spending much of the afternoon dynamically horizontal making saves at cover, as Graeme patrolled cow corner at both ends, and cemented his 2020 top catcher slot with another excellent grab towards the end. S&M openers Kularatna and Henly were excellent in all departments except running. This being the Mandarins we spurned about 5 chances in a variety of bizarre ways before they finally took us on once too often, but the century partnership threatened to be the foundation of a vast score. It wasn't as we continued to field above the usual standard, and Captain Dan bowled a crucial tight spell towards the end, earning two scalps.

Mandarins set about the target with purpose, albeit losing Graeme to a good one and Matt Conway temporarily with a wrenched foot. Harry Forman, fresh from school and a second half sub for Stan the runner, now underlined his growing all-rounder credentials. Big partnerships with Faizan Haider and Jules Lowin were crowned with Harry's maiden 50 (I will stick my neck out and say youngest player to achieve this milestone for the club.)

Trouble is, Harry hasn't played for us long enough to appreciate the Mandarin capacity for self-destruction. So, he carried us to 188 for 3 off 31 and departed for 57 smiling broadly and assuming it was job done. Noah Dodds had other ideas. He roared in to take 4 for 14 (although the two given out caught behind still say they didn't hit it). We battled through to 216 for 4 in the 35th, still looking favourites, 12 needed off 5 and a bit with 6 wickets in hand. But, in scenes reminiscent of the carnage that always seemed to happen at Great Tew in the 1980s when we often achieved similar winning positions only to throw them away, on this day we lost six for 8. In the 1,072 games for which records survive Mandarins have never successfully chased such a large target ( the record is 225 at Rochester in 2016). So close, but the weight of history proved too great.

Chris Baker

Saturday, 24 October 2020

John Hawkins Reports on the Season's Finale

I was lured into playing the Rob Foot memorial game against Alton at Bentworth CC on the basis of decidedly misleading advertising. But I was pleased that I was. It was a beautiful day that marked the end of summer (as Great Tew had so often in the past) at a lovely ground against pleasant opposition. Good memories of a warm September day, red kites circling overhead and a great selection of Wendy’s home-made jams will help get us through the six months of gloom ahead. (Many thanks JP). 

It was disappointing to find on arrival that Gemma Porter had injured her back, no doubt out of the sympathy to the various Mandarins old enough to be her grandfather who were carrying similar injuries. But it was great to have James Porter out of retirement as cover for the more crocked members of the team. The first competition was to work out who was the most crocked Mandarin and would enjoy the match from under the trees while James ran around. David Williams won narrowly (“Saturday hockey injury”).

If you check back on the group WhatsApp you will see that that normally most straight and decent of Mandarins, Jonathan Porter shamelessly plugged the fixture on the basis that we would encounter nothing like the league playing Holland brothers who wreaked such havoc at Elstead, rather just the much more gentle mature players that make up the Alton 4th XI. That initially looked to be true. The openers were decent players but of Mandarin vintage. JP expertly permed his 9 bowlers and wickets fell periodically with the exception of the youthful number 4 who was clearly not a 4th XI player. He scored an excellent 49 and made a slightly dodgy pitch look easy as Alton accelerated. Mandarin sledging proved ineffective: after he performed a perfect reverse sweep he was challenged to try a ramp which also then went flying towards the boundary. Mandarin bowling was decent with JP taking 2 for 11 and Paul 2 for 12. Chris Baker’s variations ,including one outstanding googly yielded 3 for 27.  And the catching was even better: two excellent takes by Healey at cow-corner and two snatches close in by James Porter. But best of all was Dan nonchalantly taking a catch at mid-on despite the every energetic Rakesh calling and jumping right in front of him (clearly overestimating his height and/or high jump skills). The Alton total of 142 off the allocated 35 overs felt about 10-20 too much given the pitch.

Chris Baker and Harry went out to open and made an excellent start. Another young “definitely not a 4th XI player” was bowling at considerable speed appearing at times to be targeting the Baker head (“he’s probably never bowled at someone not wearing a helmet before” was Jon’s excuse). Chris channeled his inner David Steel and stood firm for 13. Harry batted as well as he had bowled for 34. But the Alton change bowling was tight and we fell steadily behind the rate. Chris Healey and a crocked Jonathan (who had kept wicked exceptionally well despite being unable to move more than a yard in any direction) realised they had to take on the weaker bowlers before the openers returned but couldn’t quite get enough balls away (though one exquisite  drive from Jonathan that beat long-off will stick in the memory). The openers duly returned and 18 was required off the last over. Only now did the captain put himself on for an over of very gentle spin (to that point his approach had been more that of a man captaining a crucial league match rather than a gentle Sunday game). A few lusty blows left us 8 short on 134 for 7 and Jonathan now genuinely crippled.

So a near perfect way to end a fantastic shortened season. It was the first time I had been able to attend a Rob Foot match and it was great to remember Rob with Wendy and Mike. Rob started playing for the Mandarins at a time in the 90s when the house style could sometimes be rather Treasury cautious with a draw at any cost mentality. That was not Rob’s way on the pitch or in the pub. His fast bowling and big hitting helped change the team’s ethos for the better. He was great fun and we benefited so much from having him among us. Sadly it wasn’t for nearly long enough.

John Hawkins

Saturday, 10 October 2020

County of Dreaming Spires (and spiralling dreams)

Mandarins in Oxfordshire 4-6 September 2020

Covid may have caused the sad absence of our annual trip to Suffolk (the first time this had failed to happen since Britain joined the EU, let alone left it), but it was not to stop the Mandarins touring at all. So off to Oxfordshire it was, with a bit of fixtures secretary skullduggery and serendipity (like the sausage factory it sometimes better not to know how it is done but just to enjoy the product) combining to form a trio of very attractive fixtures in the county that educated so many of the country's finest minds (as well as a fair few Mandarins) and has hosted so many of the great touring teams of yesteryear (and this year the Mandarins too etc). [enough of the cheap gags, just proceed with a factual description of the games please Dan - Ed, MA Hons (Oxon)].

Friday night saw us in Appleton for a twenty 20 against the very obliging Far From The MCC CC. The equally obliging local Plough Inn was the perfect spot for a pre-tour meet up (and a post match meal) and we were pleased to find several of the oppo already there and already at least a drink or two to the good. FFTMCC proved to be just as sociable on the pitch as well as off it, rightly prizing the game far higher than the result.

Batting first we were treated to a sparkling Tunbridge 50 (retd) and hard hitting cameo from Healey (29), described by the highly observant FFTMCC match reporter as a "short bespectacled fellow of advancing years", who nonetheless defied their rabbit-like expectations and took us to a competitive looking 152. In the field we were treated to a rare but welcome appearance from Nick Kulkarni (4-1-19-1) who showed few signs of rustiness with ball. Jon Porter was also a welcome and high energy addition in the field, especially as were down to 10 due to Heard's crocked back and the non-appearance of David Williams' non-existent son "Nick" who match manager Arvind had also put on the teamsheet. But it mattered little as we bowled tidily at the top and your correspondent and skipper (4-29) cleaned up a tail looking to hit out as they fell further behind the rate, ending on 126-9.

Saturday? Well Saturday was one of the great days of Mandarins cricket in this or any other year. A long-awaited and much anticipated game at Warborough CC against the legendary Erratics of Exeter, a club with which we share friends, occasional players and most importantly a common outlook on friendly cricket and how it should be played and enjoyed.

A thorough, and thoroughly entertaining, match report by Jim (who has worn the colours of both clubs with distinction) can be found on the Erratics' own website here:

But let it be said that 24 players (from 13 years to age to three score and ten) were involved in a game in which all four results were possible going into the final over, on a ground so idyllic it is used by multiple TV dramas in answer to the location director's call to 'find me the stereotypical English village cricket green', and in the very best of spirits. There was father against son (in the form of Chris facing up to Sam Cook), and father conspiring against son (in the form of Rob dropping a dolly catch off the bowling of Adam Eastaway) as the Erratics ground their way to a hard-fought 128. There was a declaration on a hat-trick ball, and then a flying start from Baxter and Williams in reply. But naturally there was also a middle order collapse, a slowing of the rate and tension-ratcheting build-up to that final over finale. 

The result? Not that it really matters, Eastaway R atoned for his earlier errors (the redemption arc being a screenwriter's favourite of course) with a composed 27* and a cover-driven 4 to finish the job. Technically a win by two wickets for the Mandarins, but a triumph for friendly cricket was the bigger picture result. Inevitably Warborough also had the perfect pub garden, local ale and fine food over which to linger and over-analyse the events of the day. It all felt like the start of a fine tradition and plans are already afoot to make it so.

As for Sunday, well that was the latest instalment of one of our most traditional games, and despite three days on the road and two nights on the beer we were up for the cup at Brill on the hill once more, and in front of a sizeable crowd to boot. It is always a pleasure to play on the beautiful brow where Ox meets Bucks, even if it has also started to feel like a place where the Mandarins always meet a somewhat stronger side than our capabilities can match. It was indeed a pleasure to see Hawkhead strike a fine 43, as well as Baxter using the tour to bat his way back into form for a 55. It was also a great pleasure to see irregulars Richardson, Sommerville and Tivey, even if they had less fruitful days with the bat than they would have preferred. A late flurry from Ramani and your correspondent (once he had been helpfully disabused of the notion that it was a timed game by chairman/umpire/captain Wilmot) took us to 167 off our 40, which felt a little light if still in 'in the game if we bowl well and take our catches' territory.

And the thing is that we didn't bowl badly. In fact I don't think I have ever seen Heard (8-4-28-2) bowl better of faster (which can't only be down to the drugs he was taking for his back). But we didn't take our catches and we came up against a Brill batsman in number 4 Parke who played quite possibly the best innings that Wilmot and many other experienced Mandarins in attendance had ever seen played against the club. His 82 was not just brutal but devastatingly controlled and constructed, picking gaps in the field and pinging quicker bowlers back over their heads for four at will. It took Brill to the total and the trophy in just the 27th over, which at least allowed a bit more time for the long drive back after the post-match ceremonials had been done. 

And as we did so we reflected on a weekend that perhaps encapsulated our season as a whole: an up then perhaps inevitable downswing in results, but also a sense of salvaging something wonderful from the wreckage of the year. In the county of dreaming spires, three days of good cricket and great company that was more than any of us could have dared dream of in the spring.

Dan Forman

Sunday, 27 September 2020


Played 13, Won 6, Lost 6, Drew 1  Win percentage 50% (2018 34.2%) Most successful year since 2015. Mandarins went to Brill on 6 September 6-1 up and on track for the first winning season since 2012, but  wilted to loose the last 5 games and finish 6-6.

Heaviest Victories

By 3 wickets vs Foxbury Exiles, by 25 runs vs FFTMCC (Oxford tour T20)

Narrowest Victories

By 2 wickets vs Superstars and Erratics, by 13 runs vs Streatham  & Marlborough

Heaviest Defeats

By 6 wickets vs Brill, by 156 runs vs Elstead (5th heaviest runs defeat of all time.)

Narrowest Defeats

By 3 runs vs Streatham & Marlborough midweek.

Highest score for: 224 vs SMCC Midweek. Highest score against 227 for 6 vs SMCC Midweek

Lowest score for: 57 all out vs Elstead. Lowest score against 128 for 9 dec, Erratics (FFTMCC 126 for 9, T20)

Mandarins scored 6 50s and no centuries. Graeme Tunbridge spoiled his pattern of exactly one 50 every season, by scoring two.

Mills 57*vs Foxbury

H Forman 57 vs SMCC Midweek

Baker 55 vs Heber

Tunbridge 55 vs SMCC

Baxter 55 vs Brill

Tunbridge 52* vs FFTMCC

Best bowling was Chris Healey, 6.4-1-15-4 vs Erratics.  

Notable events: This was the season of Covid-19, with recreational cricket banned until 11 July. 39 players turned out for the Mandarins (2019,53) of whom 13 appeared just once. Mandarins took 42 catches and stumpings. A rough tally showed the number dropped was only around half that of chances held, a very considerable improvement on the 2019 ratio. Worst collapse was against SMCC Midweek from 188-2 to 224 all out, including 6 for 8, 216-4 to 224 all out, chasing 227.  Against Heber the top 6 batsmen in the order were right handers, and the bottom 5 left handers –thanks to Paul Mills for spotting that trivia.

Best Partnerships for each wicket

1st    53 vs Kings School Rochester (Baxter/H Forman)

2nd 96 vs Brill (Baxter/Hawkhead) 

3rd 72 vs SMCC Midweek (H Forman/Lowin)

4th 37 vs SMCC (Wilmot/Taylor)

5th 64 vs Heber (Baker/Pharoah)

6th 78 vs Foxbury (Baker/Mills) . 

7th 33 vs Superstars (Ramani/H Forman)

8th 37* vs Brill (Ramani/D Forman) 

9th 15 vs SMCC (Tunbridge/Hawkins)

10th 54 vs SMCC (Tunbridge/Manian) – provisional club record for 10th wicket, overtaking the 51 made by Denis Parsons and Paul McIntyre at Berkeley Taverners in 1980, which had stood for 40 years and 35 days.

Other 50 partnerships:

70 (3rd) vs Hockerill (Healey/Somerville)

56 (2nd) vs SMCC Midweek (Haider/H Forman)

50 (5th) vs Superstars (Tunbridge/Manian)

BATTING AVERAGES (Exceptionally, Venky, given truncated season qualification is 2 rather than the usual 3 completed innings)

        Played Innings N.O. Runs Highest Average     100/50

H Forman 5         5         0         151         57         30.20 -/1

Tunbridge 9         9         1         214         55         26.75 -/2

Hawkhead 2         2         0         48         43         24.00

Healey 7         7         2         113         42         22.60

Ramani 11         11         4         145         27*         20.72

Mills 4         4         1         62         57*         20.66 -/1

Eastaway 6         4         2         41         27*         20.50

Baker 6         6         0         97         55         16.17 -/1

Taylor 2         2         0         32         27         16.00

Williams         3         2         0         31         25         15.50

Baxter 9         9         0         138         55         15.33 -/1

Somerville 3         3         0         42         35         14.00

Manian 6         6         1         66         25         13.20

Wilmot 8         8         2         72         23*         12.00

Heard 3         2         0         22         22         11.00

Lowin 4         4         0         43         32         10.75

Brand 3         3         0         22         15         7.33

D Forman 9         7         3         28         16*         7.00

Brockbank 4         4         0         23         12         6.75

Tivey 3         3         0         18         13         6.00

S  Forman 6         6         0         28         16*         4.66

Hawkins         5         5         0         9         6         1.80

C McKeon 2         2         0         2         2         1.00

Also batted, appeared more than once, in order of appearance

McIntyre 7-4-3-10-8*-10.00; A Eastaway 2-1-0-0-0-0.00; Jon Porter 2-1-1-10-10*-&&&

One appearance: Pharoah, 41; Snowden,1; Lowen,1; Hurst,2; Richardson, 0; Kulkarni DNB; Cook 0; F Chave 0; Conway 17; Faizan Haider 49; Smith 3; Lloyd 1; James Porter 0.

BOWLING AVERAGES (Bowled more than once)

        Overs Maidens Runs Wickets Av         Econ Strike

Healey 36.2 6         136             14 9.71 3.74 15.57

Jon Porter 8         1         31             3         10.33 3.75 16.00

Mills 10         0         49             4         12.25 4.90 15.00

S Forman 50         11         149             10 14.90 2.98 30.00

Baker 10         0         80             5         16.00 8.00 12.00

Ramani 68         14         241             15 16.07 3.54 27.20

McIntyre 38         2         195             10 19.50 5.13 22.80

D Forman 57.1 3         316             15 21.07 5.53 22.87

Baxter 28     0         154             6         25.66 5.50 28.00

H Forman 22         2         105             4         26.25 4.77 33.00

Manian 9         1         27             1         27.00 3.00 54.00

Eastaway 44         11         139             5         27.80 3.15 52.80

Heard 24         5         100             2         50.00 4.17 72.00

Tunbridge 13         1         69             1         69.00 5.38 78.00

Also bowled once: Pharoah 6-1-28-0; Kulkarni 4-1-19-1; Hurst 7-2-10-0; Snowden 6-1-24-1; Lowin 2-0-20-0; Cook 5-0-20-0; F Chave 6-0-42-2; Somerville 1-0-9-0; A Eastaway 3-0-7-0; Lloyd 8-0-26-1; Faizan Haider 2-0-14-0; Smith 2-0-22-0; James Porter 3-0-20-0.

Mandarins took 38 catches and 4 stumpings: Tunbridge 6; Wilmot 3+2; D Forman, Ramani 5;  Healey, Baxter 4;  C Mckeon, Brand, James Porter 2, Williams 2 stumpings, Baker, Brockbank, Mills, S Forman, Jon Porter,1. 

Chris Baker